Its a HARSH cop!

Jodie in shoplifting arrest

Drama as Top Trannie caught shoplifting in discount store
(by Sam Jones)

Shirt-lifting trannie Jodie Harsh has turned her extra large hands to shoplifting. Friends of the troubled star, who calls herself 'the real queen of england' say that her obsession with stealing goods has spiralled out of control and that the once ‘mercurial’ celebrity now seems 'mentally unstable'. The tragic club promoter, aka Jay Allen Clarke, 62, was stopped by a specialist team of security guards last wednesday at the flagship primark store on Londons oxford street, after a member of the public alerted them to the theft. She was later found to be concealing 11 pairs of knickers and a sequined rainbow top in her handbag. Sources inside the store said that she was clearly a ‘professional’ and had obviously been at it for some time. Klepto Clarke, whose club night 'Circus' was recently voted the worst night out in London has seen many of her engagements cancelled ‘out of the blue’ since the incident, said close acquaintance Kerry Katona, who is comforting her at her East London flat.

Clarke - who was sensationally dropped by his agent last week - has several more contracts that look set to be cancelled.
“In some ways, Jodie’s just caught in a vicious circle." Katona, mum of four added “It all started when her clubnight started to go downhill. She’s had a good run for the last ten years or so. She was at the height of her game. Then all of a sudden, she stared to look tired, things went pearshaped. She was only getting 50 people through the door. And that was it. That was when the drinking began...”
Dishonest Harsh refused to give comment, but an insider told us "Jodie's mortified by all the attention right now, and she's feeling very low. The sad thing is that she's already been done for stealing from Boots the chemist last month, and now this. It could push her over the edge. Her drinking is totally out of control. Some days she downs a whole bottle of gin from Lidl and won't get out of bed." Another friend and former 'club-kid' Scottee told us of his alarm at Jodie's sudden slide into crime,
"Some of the rooms in her flat are piled high with things that she's nicked. A lot of the stuff is rubbish, you know, nothing you'd spend hard-earned money on, but she says that she just cant help putting stuff in her bag. Kerry is with her night and day and has also been through a lot lately, so is able to give Jodie a lot of support. I know what she's been doing, that it must be a thrill, but what she's doing is stealing and it will destroy her unless she sees sense” said the concerned friend.

Police said that they had interviewed a male fitting Clarke’s description on suspicion of theft, who was later released on bail to return for questioning. The saga continues.

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